why sculptors whyOh my fucking god, I Could have one Thing for my birthday it would be this!
#item No. 1 on Abe wishlist
possibly-impossible: Blues and silvers and purples and lots and lots of sun
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”